Ohno Ramblings ~<3

If you haven't noticed by now, well I am a complete/100%/outta my mind/lunatic/ Ohno ichibaner. And if you happen to be one yourself, then you might enjoy reading this. This is a totally random "thoughts of Ohno that happen to be stuck in my head" post. So maybe your thinking that same this as me ne....

~Reasons why Ohno Satoshi should become a stripper~

*Anyone here of two little things called the "Top Secret hip-shaking" performance and the "Rain pelvic thrust" performance? Those two solo's are legends!

*So one random day I was on Arashian talking about how I'd like to dress up Ohno in s cute little bow-tie and give him a cane (I had the mindset of a Chippendales dancer, and if you don't know what that i well, its like Strippers for women that where these elastic black pants and cufflinks with a little bow-tie and a cane..haha no shirt) ::Keep this in mind::

* So I finally get my calender and I'm flipping through the pages and I happen to notice a T-shirt Ohno was wearing. I thought it said something weird but I wasn't sure so I forgot about it. Then I look at it again and what does it say?? "Chippendales Drop-out" WAH!

*So I'm watching TFP2 the other day and when they are being given their prizes Arashi each get a stuffed animal of a Disney character...well guess who Ohno got?? {{{Chip and Dale}}}  Coincidence? I think not! It's like there's some higher power giving signs to Satoshi-kun "Ohno Satoshi san, it is you who is to be a stripper and please millions of fangirls and make them desolve into puddles of hot and botheredness" Also I think Nino might be helping him achieve this goal.....

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[Yes i take full blame for this]

~Multiple Ohnos?~

  I think this to myself alot. Is it really possible for there to be this totally spaced out cute little boy Ohno that loves his ramen and adores his mom, then to have that Ohno be the same as the amazing singer/dancer/Top Secret/Rain performer that will put you eye out if your not careful, then have that Ohno transform into a guy the makes molds of his face in the name of art and plays with clay and has a million and one different art utensils, then to turn right back into this incredible stage actor that you can litereally feel the passion from his acting, then have that Ohn spen his spare time in a boat fishing? He really is amazing...

~Tensei Kunpuu~

  Okay some spoilers so don't read you you don't wanna know. I watched this these past two days and I swear I have fallen back in love with him again, maybe even harder [if thats even possible for me] Like I said in my last post if you haven't though of Ohno as an amazing actor, I will Ohno-Nakai slap youuu!!! One thing I noticed about normal Ohno and butai Ohno. If you've ever heard just plain Ohno talk we he's got this cute littling pouting thing going on, sometimes so bad its hard to tell what he's saying. But then you see his butai an its like this cool suave voice. Of course it's gotta be since its a stage play but I find this amusing. Also pretty much the whole time in Tensei Ohno seeming to be yelling or screaming...I was suprised he still had his voice at the end of the play...Okay here's the spoiler, just s small scence that I thought was really the best/funniest. It's in the seconds have and its where Ohno has gone back in time to warn everyone of whats going to happen...then all the bad guys show up just like he said and Ohno's going all around the stage yelling [im guessing] "SEE I TOLD YOU SO!!!!" Its totally hilarious and it makes it even more funnier when you here the audience cracking up as well. So then this one guys comes back [and in the first have of the play Ohno's character accidentally pulled this guys wig off...totally funny] So this guys is giving is speech again and Ohno has had enough and is fed up with no one listening to him so he strides across the stage and rips the wig off this guys head...OmG Everyone was cracking uppp!!!.   I trully recomend seeing this if anything. You will absolutley be blown away by our Riida's acting. HE puts soooo much passing and feeling into his work. It's simply the best.

~Ohno Age Decay Model~

EXAMPLE #1 (LATE FEB/EARLYMAR 08)

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EXAPME # 2 EARLY APRIL

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I seriously think it looks like he's dropped AT LEAST 5 years...which means that within almost and month and a half Ohno magically went from 27 to 22.. SUGOI O.o......

Ok lets break it down....

27 yrs to 22 yrs = 5 year difference with in lets say 40 days

QUESTION: Each day within those forty days how much did Riida's age decrese by?

27-22=5yrs

5yrs x 365days = 1825 days

1824days / 40 days = 45.625

ANSWER: From early Februaury/early March to early April [40 days] Riida decreased 45.625 days each day!!!! 

[Yes Im a dork and Im proud of it. See the crazy things Satoshi-kun makes me do?!?!